start out looking for something fun to do on a day when the weather is too bad to go out and play. look for a mall that has a play zone for kids, and if you are too little to make the pirate dock bounce, just let several bigger kids help out. simply sit on the dock listening to your voice go "ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah" while the big kids do the bouncing work for you.
when you get tired of bouncing, or your throat gives out, find a boat then follow this procedure: try to climb inside the boat, scare mama to pieces by almost falling head first onto the concrete floor, cry because your leg is too short to throw over the side of the boat, let mama help you get into the boat, nearly fall head first onto the concrete floor trying to climb out of the boat, scare mama to pieces again, cry because your legs are too short to reach the floor from inside the boat, let mama get you back out of the boat, cry because you are now not inside the boat, repeat as needed. finally get in and have three other little girls crawl in and compete to tell scary pirate stories to you even though you don't understand any word that is not "doggie", "kittie", "piggy", or "cracker".
sit graciously while your adoring fans valiently attempt to capture your imagination, then lose complete and total interest when you see that the mall has more to offer than just things to climb on, namely, other things to climb on:
and finally, let mama hold you on the dragon while you ride the merry-go-round at the food court (and remember, you'll build up your fan base if you'll wave and smile at all the food court patrons as you go around):
